Thursday, July 29, 2010

WANTED! (Warning: Images Might Shock)

WANTED: Harris D. Rabbit
Aliases: Harry Rabbit, Hoppy Rabbit, Bun E. Rabbit
Charges: Pillaging the Nature Kidz garden; breaking and entering; nibbling on immature fruits--watermelon, strawberries, and blueberries.

This larcenous hare is wanted in connection with a serious of heinous crimes in Nature Kidz Land. Lovingly tended strawberries have vanished just before peak of ripeness, and a watermelon was progressively devoured over a period of days. This fellow does not respect chicken wire fences; he takes what he wants and leaves. We have to wonder if he is the same with his girlfriends, and if there's a gang off junior Harrises hopping around, fatherless, looking for juicy blueberries.

Should the culprit be caught, kindly deliver him to the Nature Kidz, whose parents will do like British Imperialists and ship them to penal colonies in Australia, or maybe just Georgia.

1 comment:

Will said...

We have a garter snake protecting our garden. LOTS of bunnies in the area, but not in the garden.